SEE I HAVE TO WRITE THIS ESSAY 
THAT THE TEACHER GAVE LAST WEEK 
AND IT'S DUE TOMORROW MORNING 
TWENTY PAGES, ALL IN GREEK 

NAH BUT FIRST I'LL CHECK MY TUMBLR 
FACEBOOK, TWITTER, CALL MY MOM 
THEN JUST ONE MORE, ONE MORE PAGE 
ON I WASTE SO MUCH TIME [bad word] 

I'M PROCRASTINATING 
ALL DAY I SIT HERE, WAITING 
FOR JUST THE PERFECT MOMENT TO BEGIN 

WE'RE PROCRASTINATING 
WHY WORK, I COULD BE GAMING 
AGREED! PROCRASTINATION FOR THE WIN! 

I HAVE TO START THIS DIET 
CAUSE MY PROM'S WEEK AWAY 
SO I'M ONLY EATING VEGGIES 
AND I'M STARTING THAT TODAY 
BUT I'M GETTING REALLY HUNGRY 
AND THOSE COOKIES LOOK SUBLIME 
FINE, I'LL HAVE JUST ONE OR TWO OR TEN 
WHY NOT ITS NOT CRIME 

WE'RE PROCRASTINATING 
NO BETTER WAY THAN EATING 
CAUSE NOTHING ELSE COULD POSSIBLY [bad word] 

I'M PROCRASTINATING 
IT'S REALLY FASCINATING 
I KNOW THERE'S WORK TO DO 
BUT I DON'T CARE 

I SHOULD PROBABLY DO MY LAUNDRY 
I SHOULD PROBABLY FEED THE CAT 
BUT RIGHT NOW WE'RE PLAYING HALO 
YOLO! HEADSHOT! MMH TAKE THAT! 

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CALL DOCTOR 
NEVERMIND IT'S JUST SCRATCH 
BUT YOUR ARM'S GONE! IT'S FLESH WOUND!  [bad word] ON LET'S PLAY SOME CATCH 

I HAVE ORGANIZED MY DESK TOP 
NOW I'M ALL SET UP TO WORK 
WAIT THAT PICTURE'S KINDA CROOKED 
AND IT'S DRIVING ME BESERK 

NOW I MIGHT AS WELL JUST COLOR CODE 
MY PENCILS ONE BY ONE 
AND MY PAPERS AND MY FILES 
I CAN'T WORK UNTIL IT'S DONE 

WE'RE PROCRASTINATING 
ALL DAY I SIT HERE WAITING 
FOR JUST THE PERFECT MOMENT TO BEGIN 

WE'RE PROCRAS... 

Wait, you're procrastinating too right now...!!! 

YOU'RE PROCRASTINATING 
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE WATCHING 
I'M SURE THAT YOU'VE GOT THINGS DUE LONG AGO 

YOU'RE PROCRASTINATING 
PLEASE LEAVE THUMBS UP RATING 
GO DO YOU WORK.... 

TOMORROW!!