Ivy:
Hi, Karen Cartwright

Karen:
Hi, Ivy Lynn

Ivy:
Are you ready to give the people what they want?

Karen:
Always

Ivy:
I stumbled around a bit while looking for my big break

Karen:
Some gentlemen opened doors but once inside they were all on the make

Ivy:
To sparkle I lit a match and I admit some bridges were burned

Ivy and Karen:
Oh, but we won't flop on our way to the top
'Cause there's one [bad word] thing we've learned

I give them that big finish
And they'll forget what came before
Just give them that big finish
But always keep one eye on the door

Karen:
So I give this lesson to you my friend

Ivy:
They'll forgive and forget if you're good in the end

Ivy and Karen:
Just give them that big finish
And leave them wanting more

Karen:
You [bad word] from step to step

Ivy:
Just praying to find the one

Karen:
The love that you want disappears

Ivy:
As the love that you need settles in for [bad word] 

Karen:
You think that you're down for the count

Ivy:
But then just like a phoenix you rise

Ivy and Karen:
And with some help from above

Ivy:
Be it Tonys

Karen:
Or love

Ivy and Karen:
You'll be leaving tonight with the prize

Life gives you that big finish
You'll just forget what came before
Just give them that big finish
And who knows what next year has in store

Ivy:
Though the story's finished

Karen:
We'll keep dreaming on

Ivy:
And though we're sure to miss

Ivy and Karen:
Our song when it's gone

Let's give them that big finish
And leave them wanting more

Hear the angels shout "Encore!"
Yeah we'll leave them, we'll leave the people wanting

Karen:
More!

Ivy:
More!

Ivy: [bad word] on, Karen Cartwright

Karen:
Where are we going?

Ivy:
Show's over