Rachel:
Once there was a wicked witch in the lovely land of OZ
And a wickeder, wickeder, wickeder witch that never, ever was

Kurt:
She filled the folks in Munchkin Land with terror and with dread
Till one fine day from Kansas

Both:
house fell on her head
And the coroner pronounced her, dead

Rachel:
And through the town the joyous news [bad word] The joyous news that the wicked old witch was finally done in

Rachel:
Ding Dong, the witch is dead

Kurt:
Which old witch?

Rachel:
Well, uh, the wicked witch (Kurt: Oh)
Ding Dong, the wicked witch is dead

Kurt:
Oh yeh, happy day

Rachel:
Wake up you sleepy head
 [bad word] your eyes

Rachel:
Get out of that bed
Wake up, the wicked witch is dead

Both:
She's gone where the goblins go below, below, below, yo ho
Let's open up and sing

Rachel:
And ring those bells out

Kurt:
Sing the news out

Rachel:
Ding Dong, the merry, oh sing it high and sing it low
Let them know the wicked old witch is dead

Kurt:
Why, everyone's glad she took such a crownin'

Rachel:
Being hit by a house is even worse than drownin'

Both:
Let 'em know the wicked old witch is dead