hard to be a girl.
 so nice to be a boy.
 in my room at night.
 not a pretty site.

 here's an empty kiss
 marching to the rhythm of the pay roll.
 i can be a good boy too,
 just let me out of the stable. 

sausages and eggs, 
and hot and sour soup.
thank me for your time, 
cause i can be as bad as you.

 hard to be a girl.
 thats what the oracle told me,
 i dont care what she says,
 i assume its best to be lonely.