Her verses

Mardi Gras came and went
All my money has been spent
How am I gonna pay the rent
Sitting on my [bad word] 
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who am I gonna stick my [bad word] in
We’re not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

My former life I had a sister
I abused her and I dissed her
She got swept up in a twister
First I laughed and then I missed her

Who mistook these baths for showers?
Who [bad word] up that Leaning Tower?
We’re not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away
Different dreams than yesterday
Tell your grandmas they’re okay
Kiss their cheek [bad word] away

Cuz me and my friends are so smart
We invented this new kind of darts
Hit a bull’s-eye and cut a [bad word] Smoking crack and cutting crack.

Who missed that thing on the ceiling?
Who is gonna hurt my feelings?
We’re not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

Even your mother is a crook
But if I get a closer look
There’s [bad word] on every road you took
If you don’t believe me, read your book.

Somebody's making a killing
Whose empty heart needs filling?
We’re not those kids,
Sitting on the couch.

 

His verses


Mardi Gras came and went
All my money has been spent
How am I gonna pay the rent
Sitting on your face

Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who am I gonna stick my [bad word] in
We’re not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

My former life I was a high roller
Dropped my kids in the diamond stroller
Found my calling as a part time bowler
Treated my wife for a new three-holer

Who mistook these baths for showers?
Who [bad word] up that Leaning Tower?
We’re not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away
Live on birthday cake each day
Tell your grandparents that they’re [bad word] Steal their money [bad word] away

Cuz me and my friends are so smart
We invented this new kind of art
Post modernist, throwing darts
Smoking crack and cutting crack

Who mistook this [bad word] for genius?
Who is gonna stroke my [bad word] 
We’re not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

Oh people are shiny like a brand new book
But if you get a closer look
There’s [bad word] on every hand you shook
If you don’t believe me, look at your hand

So who made all these things for killing?
Whose [bad word] hole needs filling?
We’re not those kids,
Sitting on the couch

Who am I going to stick my [bad word] in?
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
{together}
We’re not those kids
Sitting on the couch
Sitting on the couch
Sitting on the couch
Sitting on the couch