Hey, look in the corner it's that DIY [bad word] 
The one with the  [bad word] Racism" patch on his bag 
Full of [bad word] opinions, he says what he means 
No, I don't want one of your fifty-cent zines 
Your recipes are yummy and your rants on girls are scathing 
Spend less [bad word] your mouth and spend more time on bathing 
You go on and on about Chain Of Strength and Judge 
That sucks as bad as your [bad word] vegan fudge 
I couldn't care less about your distro you jock 
The only 7'' I care about is my [bad word] 
I've had it up to here with your propaganda 
I'll vivisect something right now, pass me a panda 
Go on and on about how bad sweatshops are 
But how can that be when it keeps those kids out of my yard?  [bad word] free? Yeah, I guess that's nice 
But I want steak with my beans and rice 
Stand on the side, [bad word] when kids dance 
With your potato sack patches and your cargo pants 
Rocking hairy arm pits, tipping back cans of soy 
I can't even tell if you're a girl or a boy 
Your only source of [bad word] from a jar of Skippy 
Call yourself hardcore but you're just a hippy 
You smell like onions, rock deoderant doesn't work 
Think you'll save the world but you're just a [bad word] jerk