Put my hand on the Bible
Doing it for liable
It's suing season
And I am broke
Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
Will it ever happen
Heaven knows
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this spanner in my spokes
I can't change how it's wrote
Classy or flashy
At home with Lassie
They all walk past me
I wouldn't know
Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan
real bloke
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes
I can't change how it's wrote
When my [bad word] in
She'll be on it
Eating a fresh kebab
And I want it
And I want it now
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes
I can't change how it's wrote
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
You get the dagger, I the cloak
I can't change how it's wrote [bad word]