I got somethin' to say! (what?)
I'm kinda [bad word]  (yeah?)
I like to get paid and have  for days (no!)
So listen up ladies
I like guyz and hate babies
If you get me real [bad word] I'll go for the junk in the [bad word] You want me bigtime, I only want you minitime
But then I see Matt Dillon and I want it HUGETIME!
You open up your lips and try to seal my doom
So I make a beeline straight to the menz room

I thought you were cute
I thought your [bad word] was fine
But then I took down your pants
And I said 'NEVER MIND!!!!'

Don't even try to play me [bad word] Don't even try to front
You think that you want dong
But I know you want wet [bad word] And there you go
Bein' all sick
Are you stupid, girl?
Of COURSE I want the [bad word] !!!

Stop lyin', ho!
You know that you want it!
NO I DON'T!!!!

Yes you do! Just admit it! ADMIT IT!!!!
You made me [bad word]  girl, you made me [bad word]  girl!!!!

Are you [bad word] 
HAAAAY, you made me [bad word] 

I thought you liked it that way!
Naw, [bad word]  I'm [bad word] 

I thought you liked it that way!!!!
No, ho, I'm [bad word] [bad word] !!!
You made me [bad word]  girl, you made me [bad word]  girl

You ain't [bad word] HAAAAY, you made me [bad word] 
STOP! jockin' me girl
Why can't you see?
There's a million guys
That are dyin' to [bad word] me

I see how it is Hunx
I don't give you a bona
When I'm through with your [bad word] It will be in [bad word] You have the [bad word] You have the [bad word] But there's somethin' in my pants
That makes me wanna go to the [bad word] city

But menz ain't got no [bad word] They ain't got no [bad word] I'm THROUGH with you [bad word] boyz
Drop outta mankind-a!!!!
You got Willy Wonka up in your underwear
And I like honey cuz I'm a little bear

Well I only pursued you cuz I heard that you had girth
But now I wish yo silly momma had NEVER given birth
Go [bad word]  girl, it's so much better
I like the cheese, yeah, I like the cheddar

Your [bad word] ain't nuthin' anyway I'd rather suck a dog off
And I'll just use a cucumber to get my [bad word] rocks off
There's so many girls and there's so many guys
It's hard to decide, when I like chicken thighs

You're missing out on hot [bad word] humps cus I spread legs like anthrax
And Kenny type blowjobz cuz I play a mean skin sax

For today go ahead and do me that way
But I made up my mind, silly ho, I'm [bad word] !!!

Well maybe I should change my ways and stick to only ladies
Cuz I hate [bad word] menz and I don't want [bad word] babies.