Skal
Last night you acted like a monkey
You were not too polite
You got really spunky
But nobody wanted to fight

Then you bored us with your stories
That we all already knew
You spitted in our faces
Your tongue was very slow

We were all imprees of your success and of the people you know
Your stories really made us laugh you made the big show

Don't drik too much if you can't take it
Tomorrow surely you'll repent it
When you're [bad word] you always tell the same
Tomorrow you will fell ashamed

You even wanted to drive home
But you [bad word] too far
Near the observation dome
You crashed into a police car

You made a wrong decision
The police girl was so well shaped
You ended up in prison
Now it's you who's getting raped

I hope you move directly
from prison down to [bad word] because if they'll ever let you out
You got new stories to tell