We stand and smoke
He laughs at my jokes
I look at his face
We barely spoke
We're in a daze
The smoke turned to haze
His eyes in the moonlight
Are shiny and glazed

And we danced like in films
To no music, to no beat, oh-oh
Just holding each other
In the middle of the street.

And it was beautifully bad
It was endearing and sweet
Cos I can't dance for [bad word] And he's got two left feet
He's got two left feet

We [bad word] till the sun light up the sky
And I just keep on smiling
And I'm not sure why
Maybe I'm still [bad word] from all those shots we had
Who knew that tequila could hit me that bad?

And we danced like in films
To no music, to no beat, oh-oh
Just holding each other
In the middle of the street.

And it was beautifully bad
It was endearing and sweet
Cos I can't dance for [bad word] And he's got two left feet
He's got two left feet

Then he kissed my face
And all over the place
I still feel quite [bad word] Must look a disgrace
With hair in my eyes
And his eyes in my eyes
Well really he's different from most other guys

And we danced like in films
To no music, to no beat, oh-oh
Just holding each other
In the middle of the street.

And it was beautifully bad
It was endearing and sweet
Cos I can't dance for [bad word] And he's got two left feet
He's got two left feet