If you are what you say you are 
superstar 
Then have no fear 
The camera's here 
and the microphones and they wanna know 
Oh oh oh oh

[Verse 1:]
Yea, uh 
fresh cool young Lu 
Trying to cash his microphone check 2, 1, 2 
Want to believe my own hype but it's too [bad word] 
The world brought me to my knees 
What have you [bad word] you? 
Did you improve on the design? 
Did you do something new? 
Well your name ain't on the guest list 
Who [bad word] you? You 
The more famous person, [bad word] through 
And the y lady next to you  [bad word] too 
And then it hit me 
Standing outside of heaven waiting for God [bad word] and get me 
I'm too uncouth 
Unschooled to [bad word] 
And too gum shoe 
Too much of a [bad word] 
And too uncool 
Like Shadow and Lavelle 
I battle with it well 
Though I need a holiday like lady who sung blue 
Go back what ever you did you undo 
Heavy is heaven 
The devil on me two tonnes too 

[normal [bad word]  

[Verse 2:]
And you better wear your shades 
The spotlights here can burn holes through the stage 
Down through the basement 
Past the Indian graves 
Where the dinosaurs laid 
And out through China 
Nearly misses air liners 
Magnified times five 
This is pointed at the rhymer 
Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest ablaze 
Now that's important to say 
Cuz even with all of that 
Most of us don't want it to fade 
We want it to braid 
Meaning we want it to grow 
Meaning we want it to stay 
Like the governor called 
And they told him to wait 
Un-strap him from the chair 
And put him back in his cage 
The audience ain't fazed 
And they ain't gon' clap and they ain't gon' praise 
They want everything back that they paid 
Cuz they been waiting since ten to see the lights get dim 
 [bad word] 

If you are what you say you are
a superstar
then have no fear 
the crowd is here 
and the lights are on and they want a show 
oh oh oh oh yeah 

[Verse 3:]
So chauffeur [bad word] and take me away 
Cuz I been standing in this line 
For like five whole days 
Me and security ain't getting along 
And when I got to the front they told me all of the tickets were gone 
So just take me home where the mood is mellow 
And the roses are grown 
M&M's are yellow 
And the light bulbs around my mirror don't flicker 
Everybody gets a nice autograph picture 
One for you and one for your sister 
Who had to work tonight but is an avid listener 
Every song's a favorite song 
And mics don't feed back 
All the reviewers say you need to go and see that 
And everybody claps cuz everybody is pleased 
Then they all take the stage and start performing for me 
Like ha ha ha ha ha 
Ha ha ha ha ha 

[normal [bad word] 
If you are what you say you are
superstar
Then have no fear
The camera's is here
and the microphones and they wanna know 
Oh oh oh oh yeah
If you are what you say you are
Then have no fear