I dig that [bad word] Rock 'n' Roll
That kinda stuff that don't save souls
And I'm just horny enough to throw
flying [bad word] through some halo

Now Jill's bucket Jack had to hold
Some rabbit dug himself some Alice hole
Humpty dunked it 'til he done explode
They did that god damned Rock 'n' Roll

They did that god damned Rock 'n' Roll
The kinda stuff that don't save souls
Ain't nuthin' good about it that I know
Yea, I dig that [bad word] Rock 'n' Roll

Now King Tut put it on a chart
Noah took two on his ark
Even before Van Gogh had art
Adam and Eve did it in the park

Now these days 'bout all you got is bull
Ya got yer rockheads and your croissant rolls
In days of old though when knights were bold
They tied a sock around their jelly roll