This is your singing telegram
I hope it finds you well!
You’re invited to a party
’cause we think you’re really swell!

Gummy’s turning one year old
So help us celebrate!
The cake will be delicious
The festivities first-rate!

There will be games and dancing
Bob for apples, cut [bad word] 
And when the party’s over
We’ll gather ’round for a group hug

No need to bring a gift
Being there will be enough
Birthdays mean having fun with friends
Not getting lots of stuff.

It won’t be the same without you
So we hope that you say yes
So, please, oh please R.S.V.P.
 [bad word]  and be our guest!