Uisquebaugh Baul, Uisquebaugh Baul
High intensity alcohol
Exceedingly risky, it's perilous whisky
One sip and you'll stumble and fall

Uisquebaugh Baul is four times distilled
Some say it cures and some say it kills
Take my advice and make out a will
Before you try Uisquebaugh Baul

You might try a sip but don't try a second
It packs more punch than ever you reckoned
You'll spin in the wind like the Corryvrekkan
With dangerous Uisquebaugh Baul

Uisquebaugh Baul, Uisquebaugh Baul
High intensity alcohol
Exceedingly risky, it's perilous whisky
One sip and you'll stumble and fall

The island of Islay has numerous wrecks
Mostly from flinging it over their necks
And now here's a dram that's better than 
Four times Uisquebaugh Baul

This is the stuff to put out your lights
It kicks and it bites; it's like kryptonite
You can lie on the floor but you have to hold tight
For you're spinning with Uisquebaugh Baul

Uisquebaugh Baul, Uisquebaugh Baul
High intensity alcohol
Exceedingly risky, it's perilous whisky
One sip and you'll stumble and fall

One spoonful your heart's beating fast
Two spoonfuls you're feeling quite gassed
Three spoonfuls you've breathed your last
You're in the past - Oh, What a blast
Uisquebaugh Baul
You'll be on the losing side
Too late [bad word]  no place to hide
You've passed the point where you know what you're doing
Facing the end - the [bad word] Cursing poor Jim MacEwan
'Cos you're on the losing side
You're on the losing side

Uisquebaugh Baul, Uisquebaugh Baul
High Intensity, 17th Century,
Savage ferocity, super velocity
Wonderful Uisquebaugh Baul!