Well, variety is the spice of life, babe.
That's what the judge is gonna tell my wife.
She said, "Why'd you have to do it? Why you such a fool?"
I can't resist to try something new.

Well, the judge said, "Guilty in the first [bad word] on.
I said, "Can I help it if I dig multiplicity?"
All these pretty women with nothing to do. [bad word] and help me try to find something new.

Yeah, you've gotta try ev'rything once.
You better take out some insurance.
You gotta try ev'rything once.
You better build up your endurance.

Well, variety is the spice of life.
That's what the judge is gonna tell my wife.
She said, "Why'd you have to do it? Why such a fool?"
I can't resist to try something new.

You got a full house, babe, I got four of a kind.
I'm watchin' six different televisions, all at one time.
You know I love you, baby. Sad but [bad word] 

Well, you gotta try ev'rything once.
You better take out some insurance.
You gotta try ev'rything once.
You better build up your endurance.

'Cause variety is the spice of life, babe.
That's what the judge is gonna tell my wife.
She said, "Why'd you have to do it? Why such a fool?"
I can't resist to try something new.