Queen Chrysalis:
This day is going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
Everypony will gather ’round
Say I look lovely in my gown
What they don’t know is that I have fooled them all!
Princess Cadance:
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having cake
With all my friends to celebrate
My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all
Queen Chrysalis:
I could care less about the dress
I won’t partake in any cake
Vows, well I’ll be lying when I say
That through any kind of weather
I’ll want us to be together
The [bad word] is I don’t care for him at all
No I do not love the groom
In my heart there is no room
But I still want him to be all mine
Princess Cadance:
Must escape before it’s too late
Find a way to save the day
Hope, I’ll be lying if I say
“I don’t fear that I may lose him
To one who wants to use him
Not care for, love and cherish him each day”
For I oh-so love the groom
All my thoughts he does consume
Oh Shining Armor, I’ll be there very soon
Queen Chrysalis:
Finally the moment has arrived
For me to be one lucky bride
Princess Cadance:
Oh, the wedding we won’t make
He’ll end up marrying a fake
Shining Armor will be
Queen Chrysalis:
…mine, all mine. [evil laugh]

Queen Chrysalis:
This day has been just perfect
The kind of day of which I’ve dreamed since I was small
Everypony I’ll soon control
Every stallion, mare and foal
Who says a girl can’t really have it all? [evil laugh]