Fluttershy:
Now, Rainbow my dear, I cannot express my delight
It’s abundantly clear
That somewhere out here
Is a pet that will suit you just right
Rainbow Dash:
I can’t wait to get started, but first let me set a [bad word] It’s of utmost importance
The pet that I get
Is something that’s awesome and cool
Fluttershy:
“Awesome,cool, got it.”
I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see
Rainbow Dash:
I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me
Fluttershy:
Sure! How ’bout a bunny?
They’re cutsey and wutsey and quick as can be
Rainbow Dash:
Cutsey? Ootsey? Have you even met me?
Fluttershy:
Rainbow have faith
You see, I will bet you
Somewhere in here is a pet that will get you
Fluttershy:
“C’mon, the sky’s the limit!”
Rainbow Dash:
“Sky is good. I’d like it to fly.”
Fluttershy:
“Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over him. Yes he does.
Aww, look, he likes you!”
Rainbow Dash:
“Pass.”
Fluttershy:
I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide
There are otters and seals
With massive appeal
Rainbow Dash:
Otters and seals do not fly.
Fluttershy:
Maybe not, but I’ve seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water.
Rainbow Dash:
“That’s it. I’m outta here.”
Fluttershy:
Wait! There must be a pet here
That will fit the ticket
How ’bout a ladybug or a cute cricket?
Rainbow Dash:
Bigger. And cooler.
Fluttershy:
Bigger. Cooler. Right.
I’ve got just the thing in that tree, Dash
Meet your new fabulous pet Squirrely
Rainbow Dash:
“It’s just a squirrel.”
Fluttershy:
“Not just any squirrel. flying squirrel!”
Rainbow Dash:
“…Yeah. So, like I was saying.”
Rainbow Dash:
Fluttershy, pal, this won’t cut it
I need a pet to keep up with me
Something awesome, something flying
With coolness that defies gravity
Fluttershy:
“I’m sensing you want an animal that can fly.
Rainbow Dash:
“Ya think?”
Fluttershy:
I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky
Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly
Rainbow Dash:
“Better, but cooler.”
Fluttershy:
I see. How ’bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan?
There’s so many wonderful creatures the likes of that.
There are falcons and eagles
They are both quite regal
Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat
Rainbow Dash:
Now you’re talking. “But instead of just one stand out, now that’s too many.”
So many choices, and such riches a-plenty
Fluttershy:
“Not a bad problem to have if you ask me.”
Rainbow Dash:
The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I’m digging too
Have something in a yellow striped bat?
Fluttershy:
No, I’ve got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you
Rainbow Dash:
What to do, what to do. Ahh!
prize! That’s it! There’s really just one way
To find out which animal’s best
Hold a contest, of speed, agility and guts
That will put each pet to the test
Fluttershy:
Don’t forget style, that should be considered
Rainbow Dash:
Then we’ll know for sure who’s best of the litter
Fluttershy:
The one who is awesome and cool
Rainbow Dash:
Just like me
Can’t settle for less, ’cause I’m the best
Fluttershy: & Rainbow Dash:
So a contest we will see
Rainbow Dash:
Who’s the number one, greatest, perfectest pet
Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash:
In the world for me
May the games begin
Rainbow Dash:
“And may the best pet win!”