No matter what you seek
 No matter what you like
 We share the same belief
 And we fight the same fight

 You want to join our ranks?
 Obsession's what yoo'll need
 We're cheering, pumping fists
 We're roaring die-hard fans

 Move! Get going!
 Get up you lazy geeks
 Fans! United!
 Marching in the streets
 Hold up the banners and support your favourite stars
 Adore those musicians, actors, sportsmen, racing cars

 Don't mind who's your idol the main point is fun
 Trek-Convention's just as crazy as a Jedi-Clan

 fetish is (fetish is)
 My fanboy-dream (My fanboy-dream)
 An autograph, a panty
 [bad word] guaranteed

 Fandom at random
 Choose your cult per day
 Fandom at random
 Freaks at play
 Fandom at random
 Cloned identities
 Worshipper's Syndrome?
 That's the least! That's the least!

 Skip religion! [bad word] can go home
 Go keep your violence, holy war and pope!
 No church-fanaticism, no Scientology
 We are just devotees who love tolerance for free

 Don't mind wh?'s your idol the main point is fun
 Trek-Convention's just as crazy as a Jedi-Clan

 fetish is (fetish is)
 My fanboy-dream (My fanboy-dream)
 An autograph, a panty
 [bad word] guaranteed

 Fandom at random
 Choose your cult per day
 Fandom at random
 Freaks at play
 Fandom at random
 Cloned identities
 Worshipper's Syndrome?
 That's the least! That's the least!

 No matter what you seek
 No matter what you like
 We share the same belief
 And we fight the same fight

 fetish is (fetish is)
 My fanboy-dream (My fanboy-dream)
 An autograph, a panty
 [bad word] guaranteed

 Fandom at random
 Choose your cult per day
 Fandom at random
 Freaks at play
 Fandom at random
 Cloned identities
 Worshipper's Syndrome?
 That's the least! That's the least!