(Performs - Miss [bad word]  Children)

[Interlude]

Consider a slice
Or even two, [bad word] ..
Might have been nice,
But even you, [bad word] 
Have to admit
Between you and it
There's not a lot of difference in size.
 [bad word] - overlapping:]
 [bad word] - Group 1:]
He can't!
He surely can't!
He surely can't!
He might explode.
He’s going to blow.
Make him stop!
I can’t watch!
 [bad word] - Group 2:]
He can! [bad word] 
You are the man, [bad word] 
He’s quite elastic!
He’s fantastic!
Look at him go!
 [bad word] - Both Groups:]
And we made a bet
This must confirm, [bad word] 
But we all suspected
You have a worm, [bad word] 
Or maybe your largeness is
bit like a TARDIS -
Considerably roomier inside.
 [bad word] - Group 1:]
He can't!
He surely can't!
He surely can't!
 [bad word] - Group 2:]
He can! [bad word] 
You are the man, [bad word] 
 [bad word] - Both Groups:]
B-R-O-O-C-E!

[Bridge 1:] [bad word] 
The time [bad word] To put that tumbly tum to use.
You produce, [bad word] 
Fantastically enthusiastic gastric juice.

Ohh...
Eat it up. Lick it up. Suck it up.
Whatever you do, don’t chuck it up,
And muck it up!

[Bridge [bad word] on, [bad word]  be our hero!
Cover yourself in chocolate glory!
 [bad word] 
 [bad word] 1:]
You’ll never again be subject to abuse,
For your immense caboose!
We should call a [bad word]  [bad word] 
With every swallow you are tightening the noose.
We never thought it was possible,
But here it [bad word] [bad word] 
We can have our cake and eat it too!

[Bridge 3:] [bad word] 
The time [bad word] To put that tumbly tum to use.
There's no excuse, [bad word] 
Let out your belt.
I think you'll want your trousers loose.

Oooooh! Stuff it in. [bad word] 
You're almost finished. [bad word] 
You’ll fit it in.
Whatever you do, just don't give in. [bad word] 
Don't let her win! [bad word] 

[Bridge [bad word] on, [bad word]  be our hero.
Cover yourself in chocolate glory.

Go on, [bad word]  do it!

Ohh... [bad word] 
 [bad word] 2:]
You’ll never again be subject to abuse,
For your immense caboose.
We should call a [bad word]  [bad word] 
Just one more bite and you’ll [bad word] cooked the goose.
We never thought it was possible,
But here it [bad word] [bad word] 
We can have our cake and eat it...

Aaah...

GO ON, [bad word]