CoD MW2 Machinima Rap (исполнитель: JT Machinima)
[bad word] Call of Duty is [bad word] the best game, I can Go and play it all day without no shame, cuz with Modern Warfare Two I do the same thing Playin' all night cuz sleep is just lame and I Let the trash be spoken untamed In the xbox microphone I'm pwnin' insanely Teabaggin' people even though they can't see me I'm rockin' COD: MW2, namely! [bad word] Up on the gamer scene I wasn't the only who thought COD Was the dream Until I seen something crazy Right next to me It made World at War Look so yesterday But Modern Warfare Two? What is this thing, dude? And I couldn't begin to think Because my eyes were glued So I looked at my bro We both know what's up Whip out the cash, little man, We gonna buy this stuff! Next thing I know, The Xbox ring is flashin' I can hear the COD disc It's spinnin' fast and, I can't wait to start all the Smash and blastin' And now I know it's time For me to KICK SOME [bad word] IN! [bad word] Now haters hate all you want, But it's just a mistake Cuz I will make you astonished As I'm honestly blatant You think that I'm wastin' All my time on COD? I'll tell you why it's amazin' You'll be praisin' the Gods! [bad word] walkin' I'll be rockin' out The tank and [bad word] You think ya got fire power Till I crank it up! Tough it out, no doubt That I'll shank you up Cuz I'm a knife throwin' whiz That you can't touch And so I thank you much You boost my rank with ease Before the match, I Didn't even have to say please You stick it out with a rifle I stifle you to ya knees I dual-wield this [bad word] [bad word] get a piece of these, UH! [bad word] Desert Eagle, keep it real Born and built in Israel Between you and me, you see The USP is a steal It's got a bigass clip, Itís accurate and [bad word] Just like the F.A.M.A.S. This gun will straight up rip Don't slip youíll get hit With the L86 The gun's range is sick You best resort to quit And with the P-90, you'll find [bad word] up behind thee It unloads fast, I'll kill your [bad word] so kindly Cuz it's Belgian made it's Sweeter than the bliss of chocolate Its brother MP5 is powerful Now this is hot [bad word] The M21, the grandson Of M1 Garand And, this semi-auto rifle Gonna end what you planned In my hand, AA-12 Is the gun that I wield To this auto shotgun All you fools gotta yield So grab a riot shield And I'ma make you hate me more I'll blow past that piece of plastic With my AT4 Now if you use the dragunov You're slackin' off, you're done I only settle for the Barret .50 caliber son Im stalkin' you with steady aim I hipfire all day Martyrdom is for losers Who misuse their AK's AC130 Gettin' dirty with my enemies Try [bad word] with marathon, But it's too easy how I handle these And juggernaut's not What you want to use And you can eat my headshot Because I'm watchin' you, PUNK! [bad word] x2