Two fat gentlemen met in a lane,
Bowed most politely and bowed once again
'How do you do?'
'How do you do?'
And 'How do you do again?'

Two thin ladies met in a lane,
Bowed most politely and bowed once again
'How do you do?'
'How do you do?'
And 'How do you do again?'

Two tall policemen met in a lane,
Bowed most politely and bowed once again
'How do you do?'
And 'How do you do?'
'How do you do again?'

Two naughty schoolboys met in a lane,
Bowed most politely and bowed once again
'How do you do?'
'How do you do?'
And 'How do you do again?'

Two little babies met in a lane,
Bowed most politely and bowed once again
'How do you do?'
'How do you do?'
And 'How do you do again?