They call it KFC
Cause it's not really chicken
Ha
Cheetos for breakfast makes a young student sicken
Do you ever think someone's tricking you (x3 echo)

And the guy in the pulprit is a begot and a liar
Some kid walks in to my school and opens fire
Heard any good jokes lately?
Cause we sure do need 'em
My punk band's called Operation Iraqi Freedom

[Chrous]
So what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?

new love
Is burning up in me
Cause 1 in 4 American girls has an STD (woah!)
And you can buy yourself some implants (hahaha)
But you can't buy a sole-thread level launch (what's that?)
With your chest puffed out, what are you so afraid about?
With your chest puffed out, what are you so afraid about?
What are you so afraid of?
What are you so afraid of?

What's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?

And two [bad word] guys got married
And brought the family to it's knees
How did they blow us to smitherines
Just a couple of queens
How did they do it, I'm tellin' you now
They brought marriage to an end
And I found myself some culprits
It's two young [bad word] 

Republicans!
Young [bad word] Republicans
Young [bad word] Republicans
Young [bad word] Republicans

What's it gonna be? (what's it gonna be?)
Are you real to me? (are you real to me?)
Or are you non-dairy (non-dairy)
Creamer? (creamer)

What's it gonna be? (what's it gonna be?)
Are you real to me? (are you real to me?)
Or are you non-dairy (non-dairy)
Creamer?

Mission [bad word] 
Mission [bad word] 
Mission [bad word] 
Mission [bad word] 

(woah!)
(sincerely I want to thank everyone for listening)
(thank you all)
(thank you all)