All these [bad word] wanna lick my ice cream
I'm telling you, son, I'm living your dream
These [bad word]  they just dig my blue [bad word] eyes
(Oh my god)
I save the best for last - surprise

All these [bad word] wanna lick my ice cream
I'm telling you, son, I'm living your dream
All I wanna do is to lick your ice cream
Please, give us girls a little something that will make us scream
When I was a bachelor even hoes would turn me down
Honey you ain't funny but you acting like a clown
My dog walked around with a diaper just incase
I would be desperate enough to try and [bad word] him in the [bad word] But now that I have a girlfriend, all these [bad word] want me bed
They call me the ice cream man (and [bad word]  your ice cream is nice)
I serve it on a cone with two giant balls
And you swallow it even if [bad word] up your nose
Yum yum

Oh my
Oh my
Oh my god
[x2]

Please, please
Lick lick, lick lick
Ice cream
Lick lick, lick
Oh my god
Oh
Lick, lick lick
Oh lick, lick

(Ice cream) [x8]