Ryan: 
long time ago 
In a land far away 
Lived the Pineapple Princess Tiki 
She was sweet as a peach 
In a pineapple way 
But so sad that she hardly speaky

Still if you listen well 
You'll hear her secret wish

Sharpay: 
Aloha everybody, my name is Tiki 
I long to free 
[bad word] remarkable fish
(My sweet prince) 
Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a 
Maka heekee mala heenee who 
Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a 
Oooooooooooh 
Hawana 
Waka waka waka 
Neakee pu pu pu

Sharpay (Spoken): 
Ryan, the fog?

Ryan: 
She dreams of a boy 
Who is under a spell 
That has left him all 
Wet and scaly

Sharpay: 
I sing from my heart 
Of the power of love 
Just a girl with a Uku...

Ryan and Sharpay: 
...lele [bad word] to me [bad word] to her) 
My sweet one 
And be still (Be still)

I'll grasp your tail 
Then stroke each tender gill
(My sweet prince) 
Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a 
Maka heekee mala heenee who 
Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a 
Oooooooooooh 
Hawana 
Waka waka waka 
Neakee pu pu pu

Sharpay (Spoken): 
Now this is where we lean into the whole Kabuki thing

The clouds turned grey 
And the big sky cried 
And the ocean had a fit

Sharpay (Spoken): 
Ryan, where's my ocean?

Then the wind went whoosh 
And thunder cracked 
And mighty Mount Fufu spit

Sharpay (Spoken): 
Mighty Mount Fufu spit!

Tiki, Tiki, Tiki 
Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky 
With the mighty spirit Fufu 
Tiki, Tiki, Tiki 
Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky

For words I will not mince 
Please make a man of my fresh fish prince

This is real fish talk, no lie 
(Sharpay speaking a fish language) 
And then the fish turns 
Into a gorgeous prince 
And sings...

Sharpay (In a male voice): 
I'm prince 
Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a 
Maka heekee mala heenee who

Sharpay: 
With me! 
Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a 
Oooooooooooh 
Hawana 
Waka waka waka 
Neakee pu pu pu

Everybody!

Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a 
Maka heekee mala heenee who 
Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a 
Oooooooooooh 
Hawana 
Waka waka waka 
Neakee pu pu pu 
Waka waka waka 
Neakee pu pu pu 
Waka waka waka 
Neakee puuuuuu... 
Puuuuuu... 
Puuuuuu...