[Intro:]
YEAHHHHH~! Wassup y'all, ha ha ha
This your boy D'Mite
You see I usually do songs with like
hooks and concepts and [bad word] right?
BUT [bad word] THAT MAN, I'm tryin to go platinum
So I'm 'bout to go rock this [bad word] Check this out y'all, uhh

[D'Mite in the style of Lil Jon:]
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh [bad word] book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh [bad word] book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh [bad word] book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh [bad word] book!

R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~!
R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~!
R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~!
R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~!

Not a sports page (what) not a magazine (who)
But a book [bad word]  a [bad word] book [bad word] (YEAHHH~!)
Not a sports page (what) not a magazine (who)
But a book [bad word]  a [bad word] book [bad word] (YEAHHH~!)
Not a sports page, not a magazine
But a book [bad word]  check this out

Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God [bad word] kids
Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God [bad word] kids
Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God [bad word] kids
Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God [bad word] kids

Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT [bad word] Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT [bad word] Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT [bad word] Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT [bad word] 
Buy some land, buy some land (what) [bad word] SPINNIN RIMS
Buy some land, buy some land (what) [bad word] SPINNIN RIMS
Buy some land, buy some land (what) [bad word] SPINNIN RIMS
Buy some land, buy some land (what) [bad word] SPINNIN RIMS
 [bad word] yo' teeth, [bad word] yo' teeth, [bad word] yo' God [bad word] teeth [bad word] yo' teeth, [bad word] yo' teeth, [bad word] yo' God [bad word] teeth [bad word] yo' teeth, [bad word] yo' teeth, [bad word] yo' God [bad word] teeth [bad word] yo' teeth, [bad word] yo' teeth, [bad word] yo' God [bad word] teeth

Wear deodorant [bad word]  wear deodorant [bad word] Wear deodorant [bad word]  wear deodorant [bad word] Wear deodorant [bad word]  wear deodorant [bad word] Wear deodorant [bad word]  wear deodorant [bad word] (WHAT~!~!~!!)

It's called Speed Stick  [bad word]  it's not expensive  [bad word] 
It's called Speed Stick  [bad word]  it's not expensive  [bad word] 
It's called Speed Stick  [bad word]  it's not expensive  [bad word] 
It's called Speed Stick  [bad word]  it's not expensive  [bad word] 

Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh [bad word] book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh [bad word] book!
Read a [EXPLOSION]