We were standing at the border
 Waiting for the man [bad word]  We didn't have a problem
 Till he invented one 

 He said take it easy, take it slow
 No one moves
 Till I say so 
 [bad word] for the border
 Down in Mexico 

 We made it to Chihuahua
 With the setting sun
 The fans were going crazy
 Everyone had fun 

 He said take it easy, take it slow
 We've got all day
 We'll make the show 
 [bad word] for the border
 Down in Mexico 

 We met the Federales
 They wouldn't go away
 So we gave them lots of money
 It was all our [bad word]  pay 

 They said take it easy, take it slow
 No one moves
 Till I say so 
 [bad word] for the border
 Down in Mexico