Well hung, friend of mine 
He's size 8 -I'm size 9 
So shucks my dear 
I'm gonna get a lick from you 

One thing, one thing too, one thing to remember 
That I could have, yes I could have, ooh 
Yes I could have, I could have stood you up 
But I did, did, didn't yeah yeah 

Short fuse, lights blew out 
Power came back - hear them shout 
Shucks my dear 
Gotta get a lick from you 

One thing, one thing too, one thing to remember 
That I could have, yes I could have, ooh 
Yes I could have, I could have stood you up 
But I did, did, didn't yeah yeah 

My shoes, walk down the street 
Only trouble is they ain't on my feet 
Dig them kicks, they belong to me 

One thing, one thing too, one thing to remember 
That I could have, yes I could have, ooh 
Yes I could have, I could have stood you up 
But I did, did, didn't yeah yeah 

Rip it up, rip it down 
Change the shape of the whole [bad word] town, 
Shucks my dear 
I'm gonna get a lick from you 

One thing, one thing too, one thing to remember 
That I could have, yes I could have, ooh 
Yes I could have, I could have stood you up 
But I did, did, didn't yeah yeah