Out of all the reindeers you know you're the [bad word]  [bad word]  Randalph ain't too far [bad word]  [bad word]  Santa's got to make it to town
Santa make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway [bad word]  [bad word] 'cause I'm reelin?like a merry-go-round

Said Santa to a boy child "What have you been longing for??br> "All I want for Christmas is a Rock and Roll electric guitar?br> And then away [bad word] a whizzing like a shooting [bad word]  [bad word]  Santa's got to make it to [bad word] on
Santa make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway [bad word]  [bad word]  reeling like a merry-go-round

Said Santa to a girl child "What would please you most to get??br> "little baby doll that can cry, sleep, and wet?br> And then away [bad word] a whizzing like a Saber [bad word]  [bad word]  Santa's got to make it to town
Santa make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway [bad word]  [bad word] 'cause I'm reelin?like a merry-go-round