Dan: 
Who's crazy? 
The husband or wife? 
Who's crazy? 
To live their whole life 
Believing that somehow 
Things aren't as bizarre as they are? 

Who's crazy— 
The one who can't cope, 
Or maybe the one who'll still hope? 
The one who sees doctors 
Or the one who just waits in the car? 

And I was 
wild twenty-five, 
And I loved 
wife so alive, 
But now I believe I would settle 
For one who can drive. 

Doctor Fine: [Spoken] 
The round blue ones with food, but not with the oblong 
White ones, the white ones with the round yellow ones 
But not the trapezoidal green ones. Split the green ones 
Into thirds with a tiny chisel, use a mortal and pestle to grind... 

Diana: 
My psychopharmacologist and I... 
It's like an odd romance— 
Intense and very intimate, 
We do our dance. 
My psychopharmacologist and I... 
Call it a lover's game— 
He knows my deepest secrets— 
I know his... name. 

And though he will 
Never hold me, 
He'll always take my calls. 
It's [bad word] like he told me: 
Without a little lift, 
The ballerina falls. 

Doctor Fine: [Spoken] 
Goodman, Diana. Bipolar depressive with delusional episodes. 
Sixteen-year history of medication. Adjustments after one 
Week. 

Diana: [Spoken] 
I've got less anxiety, but I have headaches, blurry vision, 
And I can't feel my toes. 

Doctor Fine: [Spoken] 
So we'll try again, and eventually we'll get it right. 

Diana: [Spoken] 
Not a very exact science, is it? 

Voices: 
Zoloft and Paxil and Buspar and Xanax... 
Depakote, Klonopin, Ambien, Prozac... 
Ativan calms me when I see the bills— 
These are a few of my favorite pills. 

Diana: [Spoken] 
Oh, thank, Doctor. Valium is my favorite color. How'd 
You know? 

Doctor Fine: [Spoken] 
Goodman, Diana. Second adjustment after three weeks. 
Delusions less frequent but depressive state worse. 

Diana: [Spoken] 
I'm nauseous and I'm [bad word] lost my 
Appetite and gained six pounds, which, you know, is 
Just not fair. 

Diana, Doctor Fine & Voices: 
May cause the following 
Side effects, one or more: 

Diana & Doctor Fine: 
Dizziness, drowsiness, 
Sexual dysfunction— Voices: 
Headaches and tremors Diarrhea, constipation 
And nightmares and Nervous laughter, 
Seizures— Palpitations— 

Diana, Doctor Fine & Voices: 
Anxiousness, anger, 
Exhaustion, insomnia, 
Irritability, 
Nausea, vomiting— 

Diana: 
Odd and alarming ual feelings. 

Diana, Doctor Fine & Voices: 
Oh, and one last thing— 

Doctor Fine: 
Use may be fatal... 

Gabe: 
Use may be fatal... 

Dan: 
Use may be fatal... 

Doctor Fine: [Spoken] 
Goodman, Diana. Third adjustment after five weeks. Reports 
Continued mild anxiety and some lingering depression. 

Diana: [Spoken] 
I now can't feel my fingers or my toes. I sweat profusely 
For no reason. Fortunately, I have absolutely no desire for  [bad word]  Although whether that's the medicine or the marriage 
Is anybody's guess. 

Doctor Fine: [Spoken] 
I'm sure it's the medicine. 

Diana: [Spoken] 
Oh, thank you, that's very sweet. But my husband's waiting 
In the car. 

Dan: 
Who's crazy? 
The one who's half-gone? 
Or maybe 
The one who holds on? 
Remembering when she was twenty, 
And brilliant and bold. 
And I was so young, 
And so dumb, 
And now I am old. 
Diana: 
And she was And though he'll never 
Wicked and wired. Hold me, 
The  was He'll always take 
Simply inspired. My calls. 
Now there's no , It's [bad word] like 
She's depressed, He told me— 
And me I'm just tired. Without a little lift 
Tired. Tired. Tired. The ballerina falls. 

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