PERMIT ME
TO INTRODUCE MYSELF,
THE NAME
IS MISTER KICKS.
I DWELL
IN DARK DOMINION
WAY DOWN
BY THE RIVER STYX.
THE DEVIL
SENT ME HERE
BECAUSE I`M FULL
OF WICKED TRICKS,
AND I`M SUCH
POPULAR FELLOW
AMONG ALL YOU LUNATICS.

I TEACH COURSE [bad word] FROM THE DEVIL`S TEXT
TO FOLKS
WHO CAN`T WITHSTAND
TEMPTATION;
STEP RIGHT UP
YOU`RE NEXT.

I HAIL
FROM HOT OLD [bad word] HOLE
DOWN ALONG THE RIVER STYX.
ALLOW ME
TO INTRODUCE MYSELF,
THE NAME
IS MISTER KICKS.

WHEN AN OLD WOLF
STARTS TO PROWLIN`
OUT AMONG THE YOUNG LAMBS
HOWLIN`,
DON`T YOU KNOW
HE`S LOOKIN` FOR KICKS?

WHEN YOUNG CAT
FULL OF SLY TRICKS
SPENDS HIS EVENINGS
CHASIN` FLY CHICKS,
TEN TO ONE
HE`S LOOKIN` FOR KICKS.

KICKS
IS ALWAYS
IN DEMAND
`CAUSE KICKS
IS FULL OF FUN
AND LAUGHTER,
LOTS OF FOLKS
GET OUT OF HAND
BECAUSE IT`S ONLY KICKS
THEY`RE AFTER.

SHADY LADY
AND HER LOVER
OPERATIN`
UNDER COVER,
SHE KNOWS SIN
AND VIRTUE DON`T MIX.

MAMA RAISED HER PRIM
AND PROPER,
NOW WILD HORSES
COULDN`T STOP HER
WHEN SHE`S ON
MANHUNT FOR KICKS.

FOR KICKS,
LOOKIN` FOR KICKS.
JUST KICKS,
NOTHIN` BUT KICKS.

I`M SATAN`S SINFUL SERVANT
SENT TO GET YOU
IN FIX,
SO LOOK ME UP
MOST ANY TIME,

THE NAME IS MISTER,
NAME IS MISTER,
NAME IS MISTER KICKS!