Look at yourself. 
If you had a sense of humor, 
You would laugh to beat the band. 
Look at yourself. 
Do you still believe [bad word] 
That romance is simply grand? 
Since you took it right on the chin, 
You have lost that bright toothpaste grin. 
My mental state is all a jumble. 
I sit around and sadly mumble. 
Refrain:  [bad word] in, so here I am, 
Very glad to be unhappy. 

I can't win, but here I am, 
More than glad to be unhappy. 
Unrequited love's a bore, 
And I've got it pretty bad. 
But for someone you adore, 
It's a pleasure to be sad. 
Like a straying baby lamb 
With no mammy and no pappy, 
I'm so unhappy, but oh, so glad.