If you watch My Little Pony
 (Join the herd!)
 If the best one is Rarity
 (Join the herd!)
 If you've got nothing better to do
 (Join the herd!)
 If you don't mind a fic or two
 (Join the herd!)

 Just a bunch of happy people
 Passionate about ponies 
 Kinda weird you might say (NO!)
 That [bad word] is [bad word] manly
 They fight against dragons, hydras
 And characters from Star Trek
 So stop pretending that you're a man
 And buy a toy and [bad word] its mane

 We don't care who you are or what you like to do
 We just want to love and tolerate the [bad word] out of you
 Don't listen to the people who will call you a nerd,
 Just learn to love the cute ponies [bad word] and join the herd

 If you like how Sweetie Belle sings
 If you analyze everything
 If you think Rainbow likes fillies
 If you think Cupcakes is [bad word] 
 If you're scared people will think you're [bad word]  If they already thought so anyway
 If you get offended easily 
 If you haven't lost your virginity

 If you think you're superior
 Because you don't ship the mane six
 No better idea than to join us
 Online and talk about it

 And if you think you're too smart
 To do this and want people to know it,
 Write a song about that
 And hope it'll be funny

 We don't care who you are or what you like to do
 We just want to love and tolerate the [bad word] out of you
 Don't listen to the people who will call you a nerd,
 Just learn to love the cute ponies [bad word] and join the herd
 Just learn to love the cute ponies [bad word] and join the herd

 Bronies are the coolest people on this planet
 Because we've got no jobs
 Unemployed people can have 'em instead
 And because we forever will be lonely virgins
 Our children's education and [bad word]  You won't have to pay

 If you like to criticize
 If you've noticed Applejack can lie
 If you really hate Merriweather
 And if you're not very good with girls

 PMVs (join the herd)
 Good music (join the herd)
 Fanfics (join the herd)
 OC's! (join the herd)
 [bad word] 34 (join the herd)
 Bikinis (join the herd)
 Fetishes (join the herd)
 Tara Strong (join the herd)

 [bad word] (join the herd)
 Manchildren (join the herd)
 TF2 (join the herd)
 Trixie (join the herd)

 Appledash (join the herd)
 Marshmallows (join the herd)
 Futashy (join the herd)
 Bronycon (join the herd)

 We don't care who you are or what you like to do
 We just want to love and tolerate the [bad word] outta you
 Don't listen to the people who will call you a nerd,
 Just learn to love the cute ponies [bad word] and join the herd

 We don't care who you are or what you like to do
 We just want to love and tolerate the [bad word] outta you
 Don't listen to the people who will call you a nerd,
 Just learn to love the cute ponies [bad word] and join the herd