I wake up on the wrong side of my floor
 My clothes still smell like the night before
 Where am I?
 Why am I talking to myself? (Self)
 I'm like a [bad word] through a candy store
 Like an nympho surrounded by a bunch of whores
 Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self)

 I'm not trying to be a saint
 I don't wanna be president someday
 I'm just trying to make my way 
 Yeah

 I'm sorry I'm a [bad word] up
 Yeah
 I can't do nothing right
 I'm sorry I'm a [bad word] up
 Yeah
 It ain't no ones fault but mine
 I'm sorry I'm a [bad word] up
 Yeah
 I can't do nothing right
 I'm sorry I'm a [bad word] up
 Yeah 

 So if you [bad word] up all the time
 Let's all say

 Oops my bad 
 I never said
 I'd ever get it right

 La da da da da

 My girlfriend told me that she wants a break
 And that being with me is what turned her [bad word] 
 What's with me?
 Why does this happen all the time? (Time)
 I'm like a blind man walking through a perfume shop
 I'm like a black guy switching lanes infront of the cops 
 Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self)

 I'm not trying to be a saint
 I don't wanna be president someday
 I'm just trying to make my way
 Yeah

 I'm sorry I'm a [bad word] up
 Yeah
 I can't do nothing right
 I'm sorry I'm a [bad word] up
 Yeah
 It ain't no ones fault but mine
 I'm sorry I'm a [bad word] up
 Yeah
 I can't do nothing right
 I'm sorry I'm a [bad word] up
 Yeah

 So if you [bad word] up all the time
 Let's all say

 Oops my bad 
 I never said
 I'd ever get it right

 La da da da da

 I'm just a bad luck charm
 To blame when things go wrong
 Been cursed since I was born
 Maybe one day I'll change
 For now all I can say
 Yeah

 I'm sorry I'm a [bad word] up
 Yeah
 I can't do nothing right
 I'm sorry I'm a [bad word] up
 Yeah 
 It ain't no ones fault but mine
 I'm sorry I'm a [bad word] up
 Yeah
 I can't do nothing right
 I'm sorry I'm a [bad word] up
 Yeah 

 So if you [bad word] up all the time 
 Let's all say 

 Oops my bad 
 I never said
 I'd ever get it right

 Oops my bad 
 I never said
 I'd ever get it right

 Oops my bad 
 I never said
 I'd ever get it right

 Da da da da da da 

 Ah [bad word] it