I can't believe I'm letting you do this to me

Hand me a line, 
Really hand me a line. 
Really hand me a line. 
Hand me a line.

Really hand it to me. 
I've always loved you, 
Love dumpling 
Your [bad word] #39;s like chocolate cake, 
And your [bad word] smells like a rose. 

I really hate you, 
Love dumpling. 
Now my bowels ache. 

I can't believe I'm letting you do this to me.

Drop down in a line, 
Really hand me a line. 
Really hand me a line. 
Hand me a line, 
Really hand it to me.