Andy Samberg: Oh dang..
Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg?
AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.
JT: Didn't get a gift for her.
AS: Other plans got in the way.
She’ll be so disappointed.
JT: [bad word] I forgot it too.
AS: This could have been avoided.
Both: What the [bad word] are we gonna do?

JT: My mom’s been so alone
Ever since my daddy left.
AS: COLD
JT: No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.
AS: I know just what you mean,
My mom’s been so sad and gray
JT: Word
AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

Both: Hold up.
AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
JT: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too

Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it dawg?
JT: It’s time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off
Show ‘em how much they really mean

 [bad word] 
‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover
You’re a Mother Lover
We should [bad word] each others mothers
JT: [bad word] each others moms
I’m pushing that way where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that [bad word] is crazy
 [bad word] each others moms

‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

AS: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
Clutchin’ on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera, I’m gonna take your momma through a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom
JT: I’m gonna be the [bad word]  she can be my waffle
Both: Shout up
JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-doggy style
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day

 [bad word] 

It would be my honor to be your new step-father
JT: It would be my