Oh, I used to be
Just an ordinary guy,
5 days a week
Working my nine to five.
But then I went that extra mile,
I gave 'em service with a smile.
That's me!
That's me!
Employee of the Month!
That's me! (That's me)
That's me! (That's me)
Employee of the Month!
Although some might say
That working hard's for fools. [bad word] all this way
With just some [bad word] 
Keep your station clean and bright,
The customer is always right.
That's me!
That's me!
Employee of the Month!
That's me! (That's me)
That's me! (That's me)
Employee of the Month!
(Well, he worked so hard) But I never [bad word] (Yeah, he worked so hard) Now they put my picture in a frame.
When you reach the top,
That means you're the cream.
We give it all we got
'Cause there ain't no "I" in team. (Go team!)
Mind your manners, don't [bad word] 
bright and cheery attitude.
That's me!
That's me!
Employee of the Month!
That's me! (That's me)
That's me! (That's me)
Employee of the Month!
(Well, he worked so hard, YEAH!) But I never [bad word] (Yeah, he worked so hard) They put my picture in a frame.
And underneath, they spell my name.
S-P-O-N-G-E-B-O-If it weren't for me,
This place would fall apart.
It takes elbow grease
And a great big bunch of heart.
I broke my back, I gave my all.
Now that's my face up on the wall.
That's me!
That's me!
Employee of the Month! (Hey, look!)
That's me! (That's me)
That's me! (That's me)
Employee of the Month! (Up there!)
That's me! (Who's he?)
That's me! (That's me)
Employee of the Month!