SpongeBob and Patrick: It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday,
Not your normal average everyday.
Squidward: Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree.
SpongeBob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?
SpongeBob and Patrick: The world feels like it's in loverly!
Squidward: Go away before I harm you bodily.
SpongeBob and Patrick: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow.
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?
Squidward: What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go!
Plankton: People seem a little more brotherly.
Mr. Krabs: Here's a special something to you from me.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Even all the trash on Christmas, it smells so sweetly.

Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob and Patrick:This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.

Squidward: What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?
SpongeBob and Patrick: Step outside, we've got something for you to see.
Squidward: SpongeBob, take this stuff down immediately!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree!
Others: Tonight things are as good as they seem to be!
Patrick: star on top [bad word] all the scenery!
All: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!

This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!