HOOK [x4]:
Hi, my name is (What?)
My name is (Who?)
My name is (chicka chicka) Twilight Sparkle

To all the bronies that I'd like to mention, uh,
Never mind, just give me your attention,
I'm a diligent hip-hopper straight from Canterlot,
I love to rap, the beat it gets me off,

Okay, I was once known as MCTwilight,
I came to a realization that the name wasn't right,
So I did a little magic, and I looked up some stats,
And then I scribbled out the name and started Yelling At Cats,

I read a couple books, including Rapping for Dummies,
Thought it was funny, so I decided to spend a little bit of money,
Bought a studio microphone just for this occasion,
Just for the record I'm not Black -- No really, I'm caucasian,

It's magic, I don't have to explain [bad word] 
I'm just a young rapper with a hint of nerdy wit,
Celestia is the only pony that I'd like to appease,
Oh [bad word]  gotta make a letter, Spike, take a note please.

[HOOK]

lot of people tell me "Kyle, what were you thinking?"
It's not my fault when I write lyrics I start drinking,
The room starts spinning, and I write some [bad word] 
Then I produce, upload, and people listen to it,

But wait Twilight, aren't you a student as well?
Yes, I'm schooled in the field of rap, as well, [bad word] 
I bet I could make an album or two,
Release it on Bandcamp, EQD; and sell it too!

Mad 'cause I saved the world by being a witch and I,
Used my magic and made Nightmare Moon my [bad word] 
The Elements of Harmony includes me and my friends,
Chock this song up with verses that offends,

The general public, and all of the fandom, [bad word] off, I have an excuse, I'm random,
Okay maybe not, but look (Look what I learned from my books, it's called a 'hook'!)

[HOOK]

Who said that the geeks can't be freaks,
Who said that nerds always have to be meek and weak like,
Look at Fluttershy, yeah, she's cute and shy,
Well [bad word] it's her name, it's kinda obvious that I,

Overlooked it, just disregard it, never mind,
Wait, what do you mean I'm falling behind?
I falling behind on the beat, wait, what?
Oh, I'm not falling that behind? Just somewhat? Anyway,

Call me Sparkle 'cause I sparkle in the day,
Wait no, that isn't really what I meant to say! Uh,
I keep my flow I call it 'superfluidity',
Yes it is a word, no don't call it stupidity!

And what the [bad word]  you're shipping me with [bad word] Trixie?
You mind as well call me a [bad word] or "Twixie",
I'm not a filly fouler, I'm as straight as a line,
Well, except when I was with Pinkie that one time . . .

[HOOK]

Oh God, Marshall Mathers please don't sue me.