Laying up with Linda, used to be fun
Nobody every paid the rent, there was never anything done
Than, one day I killed her, now I'm on [bad word] But, living with Linda used to be fun

Living with Linda, she did what I wanted her to do
But, living with Linda wasn't always easy to do
So, one day I killed her, now I'm on [bad word] But, living with Linda used to be fun

Laying up with Linda, never had responsibility
She was a dancer at night, where I was rock 'n' rolling 'till 3
We drank, we never saw the daylight, that was the death of her and me
Then one day I just got bored and killed her, but she used to be fun

Laying up with Linda, we still [bad word]  [bad word] Never had a quarter, everything we owned was in Hawk
Then I got [bad word] and killed her, so now I'm on [bad word] But let me tell ya, living with Linda used to be fun