F-U-N-K-A-S-T-I-On the Funk and Fantastic...
Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock nenjuu
Funkastic Beats Body, Body Rock It...

HAI chakuchi mikai takuchi POKETTO hiraita kuchi [bad word] "Funkastic" (Woo)
DANDIZUMU [bad word] FANKIZUMU
Kono KONSENTO SAIN furiage chakushin
I'm fine Thank you (and you)
Maiagatta manma no kono renchuu
I'm funk nenjuu mukyuu de [bad word] aku naki [bad word] Riku kai sora zensekaijuu
Mata ni kake kon'ya mo VIP taiguu
Mata TAFU na REEDAA TAAGETTO hakken
Rock the body, body [bad word] Say

Yo Like That Yo! Back [bad word] Follow Me
HAISENSU nibante no saikou no Beats
Big na kyou ni Funky MASHIN
HADE na AKUSHON to DAINAMAITO PIKKU
(one) higashi kara (two) nishi made
Wake naku (three) hate made
Datte MEETAA BUREEKI nashi Break it down (down)
Freaky na kaze ni notte kabe kudaite
Ame wa saite mou agatte ike (Yo)! [bad word]  futatsu no kuni BURENDO
Shikkari mite na sora ni Take off

* Open the funk
Saa, kantan da Stand Up!
FURIIKII ni [bad word] 
FANTASUTIKKU Funk Open The Funk
Saa, kantan da Stand Up!
FURIIKII ni [bad word] [bad word]  [bad word] JAJAJAJA~N
OREsama ga ENTORII No. sanban da
Chou yukai tsuukai na funkastic
PSY wa? Umarenagara no MC
Hidarite ni motsu MIC (hey yeah)
Migite agete "Funky" mochiron chou honki de ie
Iihanatte tokihanatte karakatte waratte
Oichii toko zenbu kassaratte
Psy Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye

MisoKKASU no ko rettoukan sute oBAKA dou?
Atsumari na MAZAKON RAGUJUARII RS HAAREMU e (Go)
ESUKOOTO shimasu kimi no fuan to fuman to BURANKU wo
Usukeshi ni [bad word] FANKU wo
Choroi mon sa dou [bad word] 
Suppadake de odama miseatte
HOOCHIE COOCHIE RARARA-
FANKASUTIKKOO namadashi
OBAKAsan e no TSUAA PURAN
Kekkou ORE no JETTO ja fuan?

Kono FANKASUTIKO no FIIRINGU wo PUREZENTO
OBAKA DOSUSUME [bad word] de susume
Minami kara nishi kara higashi kara kita mo [bad word] WAIDO kyoutsuu kono FIIRINGU wo PUREZENTO

Ataman'naka kantan na PATAAN bakka [bad word] [bad word] RUUPU
"HA!" to kizukazu [bad word] Beats no wa [bad word] HAME ni [bad word] 
Knock-Knock (Who is it?)
Asa made PAATI [bad word] Mr.
Mr. Funkastic jiyuu to yume o shikyuu
Chikyuujyou megake [bad word] yo shinpuu

OODEI OONAIRON yarai Say Ho!(Make Money)
Saredo Love & Peace
It's Like This Yo!
Shinseiki no MASUTAA na PIISU
 [bad word] mina BAKA kyoudai daichi [bad word] yo!
No Funk No Life (Hey)
It's Like That Yo!
Kore Funkastic OORAI?

Open The Funk
Saa kantan da Stand Up!
FURIIKII ni [bad word] Fantastic Funk
Open The Funk
Saa kantan da Stand Up!
FURIIKII ni [bad word] [bad word]