Dear Samuel,
You've been employed by the band,
You were originally employed
just to give us a hand.
And now you single-handedly
destroyed our careers.
So here's our gift to you, Samuel,
have a happy new year:

You're fired [SUPLEX, SUPLEX, SUPLEX BACKBREAKER]
you're fired [SUPLEX, SUPLEX, SUPLEX BACKBREAKER]
you're fired [SUPLEX, SUPLEX, SUPLEX BACKBREAKER]
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Dear Gladstone,
we've had a good year.
So here's a gift from the band, my dear.
So go on, blow out the candles
and leave the cake behind.
And get the [bad word] outta here, Gladstone.
When you get, home, you'll find...

You've been fired! [SUPLEX, SUPLEX, SUPLEX BACKBREAKER]
You've been fired! [SUPLEX, SUPLEX, SUPLEX BACKBREAKER]
You've been fired! [SUPLEX, SUPLEX, SUPLEX BACKBREAKER]
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So long!

Dear apes,
It wasn't that bad.
I've got a family:
Two dogs, and a dad.
So I ask you sincerely,
What it is I've done wrong
Thanks for the verse, though
in this excellent song...

Mary had a little lamb
and it got fired.

Little Bo' Peep, she lost her sheep
'cause it got fired.

Incy Wincy Spider climbed up the garden wall,
'cause it got fired.

Humpty Dumpty had a bad fall
'cause he got fired!

Mary had a little lamb
and it got fired.

Little Bo' Peep, she lost her sheep
'cause it got fired.

Incy Wincy Spider climbed up the garden wall,
'cause it got fired.

Humpty Dumpty had a bad fall
and he got fired!

You're so fired,
you're so fired!
You're so fired,
you're so fired!