Take no notice 'cos I'm just the same
There's a thousand other faces with the very same name
And we look like each other, and we all live together.
We talk about the same things
And we never try and change things. [bad word] 
We're the happy, happy people
(repeat)
We never give opinions and we never state views
After all, you can't be sure that what we say is [bad word] And if you want to join us, you can follow on behind us.
You can talk about your visions
You can make some big decisions. [bad word] repeat)
We believe in having fun and smiling all the time
And sometimes we're on TV if we're over 69
And when we have a raffle, then it's just a big reshuffle.
It's a democratic poll
But we're the ones who are in control. [bad word] repeat)