If there's a prize for rotten judgement 
I guess I've already won that 
John isn't worth the aggravation 
That's ancient history-- 
Been there, done that! 

Who'd'ya think you're kiddin' 
He's the Earth and heaven to you 
Try to keep it hidden 
Dumbass, I can see right through you 
Know ya can't conceal it 
I know how ya feel and 
Who're you're thinking of 

No chance, no way 
I won't say it, no, no 

You swoon, you sigh 
Why deny it, uh-oh! 

It's too cliché 
I won't say I feel flushed 

I thought my heart had learned it's lesson 
It feels so good when you start out 
My head is screaming get a grip, Karkat 
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out, oh 

You keep on denying 
Who you are and how you're feeling 
Pass me, I'm not buying 
Cuz I saw ya hit the ceiling 
Face it like a grown up 
When ya gonna own up 
That ya got, got, got it bad 

No chance, no way 
I won't say it, no, no 
Give up, give in 
Check the grin, you are flushed 
This scene won't play 
I won't say I feel flushed 

You're doin' flips 
Read our lips 
You are flushed 

You're way off base 
I won't say it 
Get off my case 
I won't say it  [bad word]  come on, buck 
just say that we're flushed 

Oh... 
alright, fine, 
at least out loud, 
I won't say I'm in ... 

You know what, [bad word] being your background singer. 
You want a hot piece of Egbert [bad word]  
and you want it right now! 
Admit it you bone shaving nooksnifffer! 
Oh, [bad word] you, future me!