Imamade no Arasuji (исполнитель: Suzumiya Haruhi)
Myaa Myaa Myankology de [bad word] mya? to TOREBIA~N! Tatoeba jishaku Suna no naka ni ha Uchuujin ga chikyuu shibu nite Teatime Chicchai to fuben da Okkii no [bad word] yo Senkan Yamato dare ka [bad word] DA BA DA BA DAA Gyuu’nyuu nonde SHA BA DA BA DA Hayame ni shuushin DA BA DA BA DAA Otona ha kitto kossori henshin Kaijin DAAAA Hottokya ii jyan Soutou DAAAA Shirei ha naani? Seifuku DAAAA Kanji ga hen da! Ka-meha-meha- Meido Meido MEIDO no miyage Sorya mou Shangri-la no sokkurisan TAIMU MASHIN [bad word] Toki wo [bad word] shoujo [bad word] Taikutsu taikutsu taiiku suwari de Hiza no nioi wo kagu tousui kan TAIMU MASHIN hitori nori desho Rekishi nurikaetara (~soushuuhen!) Kimi ha tsumari kanjouron bakari de koto wo sara ni [bad word] ni [bad word] [bad word] Kimi ha sude ni takkansha na no sa to ieba sumu ka kanpeki na baka da Uma uma u Shika shika shika? Mau mau ma Kashi kashi kashi! Sorenari ni Sorenari nari Torihada? Ai yue ni Atama [bad word] de Koi yue ni Kokoro yugande Samidare no Sora mo to doro ni Hototogisu Maite maite maitara iranai Musen LAN ra ra ra ra sou natta Mori yo mori yo mori no donguri hiroiatsumeta ato mushi waku yo Toshi ha toshi wo [bad word] yuku Sore mo atarimae no gyoukaidan Hyouri ha ura ga omote de Igai haragurosa ga saishouchi Myaa Myaa Myankology de [bad word] mya? TOREBIA~N! Nyaa Nyaa Nyankology de [bad word] nya? Nyu nya nyu nya~n! Nani yori mo kimi ga suki da Toshi yori mo kimi ga suki da [bad word] Kimochi [bad word] ze [bad word] Aishinasai Muchakucha yuuna Aishimashou yasashiku yuuna Aishiaou Kocchi wo [bad word] na Tsudzuki ha? Tsudzukanai! SORICHUU SORICHUU sorry,sorry,Solitude. Mawari teki darake de Sangokushi SORICHUU SORICHUU sorry,sorry,Solitude. Ukiwa [bad word] mama EA suiei SORICHUU SORICHUU Meido ha SORICHUUDO Sorya mou Shangri-la ni icchaeba? SORICHUU SORICHUU MEIDO ha SORICHUUDO Ashi no nioikeshi ha [bad word] Owari owari sorosoro owari Konna nagai kashi ha iya da GYARA ni Awanai [bad word] shigoto Naka no hito no tsurasa kangaete Chigau chigau honto ha chigau Koko ha nijigen desu Ni, Ji, Gen. Omote Omote omote ga omote rekishi asai ne mada chounouryoku Kiroku nurikaetara (~2 [bad word] )