Artie:
Blame it on the goose,
Got you feeling loose.
Blame it on the 'tron,
Got you in the zone.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

Artie with New Directions:
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

Artie:
Eh, she say she usually don't
But I know that she front
Cause shawty know what she want
But she don't wanna seem like she's easy.

Puck:
I ain't saying what you won't do
But you know we probably gonna do
What you been feelin' deep insi-i-ide
Don't li-i-i.e. now

Mercedes with New Directions (Whispering):
Boy what you drinking?
Gonna let sink in
Here for the weekend
Thinking
We can

Mercedes:
See where we can be if we press fast forward (Santana: ooh)
Just one more round and you're down, I know it (Santana: ooh yeah, yeah)

Artie with New Directions (Whispering):
Fill another cup up
Feeling on your butt what?
You don't even care now
I was unaware how

Artie:
Fine you was before my buzz set in

Mercedes:
My buzz set in

Artie with New Directions:
Blame it on the goose,
Got you feeling loose.
Blame it on the 'tron,
Got you in the zone.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

Blame it on the vodka, (hey)
Blame it on the henny. (hey)
Blame it on the blue top, (hey)
Got you feeling dizzy. (hey)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

Artie:
Ooh see
She spilled some drink on me (on me)
And now I'm knowing she's tipsy (tipsy)
She put her body on me
And she keep staring me right in my eyes
No telling what I'm gonna do (gonna do)
Baby I would rather show you (show you)
What you been missing in your li-i-i-ife when I get insi-i-i-ide.

Mercedes with New Directions (Whispering):
Boy what you drinking?
Gonna let sink in
Here for the weekend
Thinking
We can

Mercedes:
See where we can be if we press fast forward (Santana: oh)
Just one more round and you're down I know it (Santana: oooh) yeah

Artie with New Directions (Whispering):
Fill another cup up
Feeling on your butt what?
You don't even care now
I was unaware how

Artie:
Fine you was before my buzz set in

Mercedes:
My buzz set in

Artie with New Directions:
Blame it on the goose, (Mercedes: blame it on the goose)
Got you feeling loose.
Blame it on the 'tron,
Got you in the zone. (Mercedes: alcohol)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. (Mercedes: alcohol)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. (Mercedes: alcohol)

Blame it on the vodka, (hey)
Blame it on the henny. (hey)
Blame it on the blue top, (Mercedes: yeah)
Got you feeling dizzy. (hey) (Mercedes: alcohol)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

Artie and Mercedes:
Now to the ballas poppin' bottles
With their henny in their cups
Screaming money ain't a thing
If you ain't throw it up

Artie:
In the sky

Mercedes:
In the sky

Artie:
And hold your drinks up high

Mercedes:
Up high

Puck and Santana:
To my independent mamas
Who can buy their own bottles
If you looking like a model
When them broke fellas holla

Artie:
Tell them bye

Mercedes:
Buh-bye

Artie:
Hold your drinks up high

Mercedes:
High

Artie with New Directions:
Blame it on the goose,
Got you feeling loose.
Blame it on the 'tron,
Got you in the zone
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. (Mercedes: alcohol)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. (Mercedes: alcohol)

Blame it on the vodka, (hey)
Blame it on the henny. (hey)

Mercedes and Artie with New Directions:
Blame it on the blue top, (hey)
Got you feeling dizzy. (hey)

Artie with New Directions:
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.