Jingle Bells :
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Pulling down her pants,
yanking off my own
Underneath the mistletoe, 
I'll make your sister moan !
Oh, Heather's hot, Heather's hot, we'll go all the way

We Wish You Merry Christmas :
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I wish I could see her naked,
I wish I could see her naked,
I wish I could see her naked,
and down on all fours ... *outch*

The Dreidl Song :
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Ted has a little sister, 
gets hotter every day,
And if I ever meet her, 
with her boobies I will play ! 
Everybody! Sister, sister, sister... 
What? I can celebrate Hannukah too...