there's shakespeare on the phone again. 
mentions his days with juliet [bad word] about his fellow romeo 
and all the trouble that he had 

so, william, here we are again 
it's time to clear the scene 
remember when you failed the other day 
when you tried to tame katharine 

love's labour's lost 

with fancy poems on filthy paper 
roses stolen in a park 
cheap potions of romantic vapour 
you wouldn't even catch a lark 

there's shakespeare on the phone again. 
under his leading lady's spell 
it's me who has to tell you this 
he can not write it down so well