[Intro]
*Yawns
Yeah, look

[Verse 1]
If I woulda rap about the [bad word] that's out
That's the route you probably want me to take
Cause you're just dyin' to know what I think
And my take on some other rappers
If I was to say something about Paul Wall, you'd probably [bad word] in your
Pants, cause I'm white, and he's white, so he's like [bad word] I mean, right?
Nope, Paul Wall is dope
And so's Bubba, so BLALALALAPFFTTTTT
B-b-b-b-b-but, I [bad word] with nobody
I just go hard, do the rope-a-dope Ali
Shuffle, and dance around my opponents, you don't
Sometime's I just play possom, Like I'm asleep that's awesome
I'm like a sleeping Giant, and when I awake I'm like Dre
I just jump from outta nowhere and bite Prey
Sink my teeth in him and fill him, full of poison
And make a noise like snake before I kill him
And let him know that I just don't feel him
And smack him with the backward E, the Eminem emblem
Always thought if you was gonna murder somebody you should face em
Tell em why, look them dead in the eye, then waste em
And the dark shall emerge from the fiery depths of [bad word] And swallow the shell of the hollow who dwell
And the shadows of all who are willing to sell
Their souls, for this rap game, and it g-g-goes
123, 123, 123, that ain't the hook, now follow me
There's nothing else for me to say, my public adores me
Everybody bores me, they're just so corny
So at night before I sleep, I look in the mirror
The mirror grows lips and it whispers [bad word] nearer"
 [bad word] 
My Darling, I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, And if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

[Verse 2]
"Shady, I know you're in there, so [bad word] here
Talk to me, sit here, pull up a chair
Why don't you gotcha hair? Hahahahaha
Dye it [bad word] on, try it" AHHHHHHHHH
No, I told you, leave me the [bad word] alone will you?
"But I'm here to rebuild you", But I already killed you!
"But Shady, we were meant for eachother
Think about your mother", yeah so what of her?
"Well think about what she did to you and your little brother
All them foster homes...", [bad word] you [bad word] 
I had you beat "No I was playin' possom, remember?
I let you watch your little girls blossom
I gave you enough time, your souls mine
I'm taking it back", you [bad word] [bad word] WHY?!
"Because I love you, look a little closer
Isn't that us on that poster? haha"
 [bad word] 
[Verse 3]
"Shady, listen... "SHADY!", you hear that?
They're screaming for you, I can bring your career back"
But I don't want it back! "Yes you do..."
No I don't! "Yes you do, you're gonna regret it later!"
No I won't! "I'ma get Dre on the phone, I'll just call the doctor"
Go ahead, I already talked to, Dre yesterday
"Well I got him on the phone right now!"
You're lying, "yo slim", HOW, WHY NOW?!
Whatup Dre? "Check this out Slim, I gotta talk to ya
I don't know, it just seems every since you got off ya [bad word]  you became alot softer"
But Dre, all Shady is is a bottle of hair bleach and vodka
"Well, just think about it Slim, I'm here
Just hit me back, and let me know what's up" [bad word] this mirror! AHHHHHHH
"I'm not in the mirror, I'm inside you, let me guide you" [bad word] you, die you son of a [bad word] "Put the gun down", BYE BYE!
Ok I'm still alive, "So am I too!
You can kill a spirit, even if you tried to
Haha, you sold your soul to me, need I remind you?
You remember