Good evening, ladies and gentlemen 
 [bad word] to another show in this electric building 
I'm your host for tonight, Billy Bob Jackson, and I can tell you it's going to be a great event 

Tonight we've got two special entertainers 
Two [bad word]  ha, two [bad word] in chains, well at first, ha, ha, ha 
You can call me a dog, but I can tell you I'm not stepping into that circle 
I can fell it's going to be an excellent evening tonight 
I know that both Emma and Judy are quite prepared 
I can sense the energy, the electricity. Can you feel it? 

The dog is going to die 
The dog is going to die 
The dog is going to die 
Men, money and bye bye 

Woof, woof, you're dead 

The dog is going to die 
The dog is going to die 
The dog is going to die 
Men, money and bye bye