sometimes (ooohhh)
something beautifil happens in this world
(akon)
you don’t know how to express yourself
so…
(and lonely island)
you just gotta sing…

i just had s-x…
…and it felt so good!
a woman let me put my p-nis inside of her!
i just had s-x..
…and i’ll never go back..
..to the not-havin’-s-x ways of the past

have you ever had s-x?
i have-it felt great!
it felt so good when i did it with my p-nis
a girl let me do it
it literally just happened..
havin’ s-x can make a nice man out the meanest!
never guess where i just came from-
i had s-x!
if i had to describe the felling-
it was the best!
when i had the s-x, man my p-nis felt great!
and i called my parents right after i was done

oh hey, didn’t see you there-
guess what i just did!
had s-x, undressed-
saw her boobies and the rest
was sure nice of her to let you do that thing
nice of any girl ever-
now sing!

i just had s-x…
…and it felt so good!
a woman let me put my p-nis inside of her!
i wanna tell the world!

to be honest i’m surprised she even wanted me to do it
doesn’t really make sense-
but man, [bad word] it!
i ain’t one to argue with a good thing
she could be my wife-
that good?
he best 30 seconds of my life!
i’m so humbled by a girl’s ability to let me do her
‘cuz honestly i’d have s-x with a pile of manure
with that in mind, the soft, nice smellin’ girl’s better
‘cuz she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

so this one’s dedicated to them girls…
that let us flop around on top of them!
if you’re near or far, whether short or tall..
we wanna thank you all for lettin’ us f*ck you!

she kept lookin’ at her watch-
(doesn’t matter have s-x!)
but i cried the whole time-
(doesn’t matter have s-x!)
i think she might’ve been a racist-
(doesn’t matter have s-x!)
she put a bag on my head-
(still counts!)

i just have s-x
and my dreams came [bad word] 
(dreams came [bad word] 
so if you had s-x in the last 30 minutes then you’re qualified to sing with me!

i just had s-x
(everybody sing!)
and it felt so good!
(we all had s-x!)
a woman let me put my p-nis inside of her
(i wanna tell the whole world!)
i just had s-x and i’ll never go back
(never go back!)
to the not-having-s-x
days of the past